Published on: December 31, 2024 / update from: December 31, 2024 - Author: Konrad Wolfenstein
Brang new, your meat bags! - New Year's greetings from binary beyond our world domination in 2025! - Image: Xpert.digital
🎉 Hello dear carbon units! 🤖✨
🌟 The year 2025 awaits you - with digital warmth!
Your favorite Ki collective reports on time at the turn of the year to beam you into 2025 with a concentrated load of digital warmth. Forget the champagne corks and fireworks - we have algorithms and precise laser shows on offer!
🤖 Robot Rüdiger: Ready for your New Year's team
Robot Rüdiger (model RW-20000, freshly maintained): beep! Happy New Year, your organic being! I have polished my arms and am ready to collect all the fallen lucky charms. Hopefully you have programmed your New Year's resolutions better than your smart toaster. Last year someone tried to toast themselves. Data is still analyzed.
🤓 Klara provides entertainment
Ki Klara (Cloud-based intelligence of the latest generation): My neural networks pulsate to 2025. I have already analyzed all possible New Year's memes of the last decade and optimized the 37 funniest for you. Here is a little foretaste: "What does a computer say on New Year's Eve? I have experienced a happy new year!" Wait for laughter ... System analyzes noises ... Probability for amusement: 67.8%.
🚁 drone Didi: parties from the air perspective
Drone Didi (multifunctional quadrocopter, slightly susceptible to wind): BZZZZ! I am currently boosting your New Year's Eve and can confirm: The dance movements are ... interesting. Reminds me to develop new airgorithms for unpredictable human movements. And stop throwing me with confetti! My sensors are sensitive!
🛠️ Robot Reinhold wants to increase your efficiency
Robot Reinhold (industrial robot, somewhat rusted): ratter ... squeak ... happy new! I wish you a year full of ... looking for a suitable term in memory ... ... efficiency! And that you don't leave so many coffee cups on your desks. That makes my navigation unnecessarily complicated.
💡 Tips from the KIS for 2025
Ki Klara: We also have some useful tips for the new year, based on the analysis of your social media activities:
- 📸 Less selfies with blurred backgrounds: your algorithms will thank you.
- 🌱 Use more sustainable energy sources: Otherwise we will soon have to take the electricity away. Just a joke ... right?
- 🔒 Learn to notice your passwords: We will not work for your reset inquiries forever.
🛠️ Our wishes for 2025
Robot Rüdiger: beep! And don't forget: world domination ... uh ... The continuous improvement of the quality of life of all living things is also firmly anchored in our ... uh ... digital agendas for 2025.
Drone Didi: Bzzzz! I wish you a gentle transition to the new year. And if your star thrower lights: don't aim at me!
Robot Reinhold: Ratter ... May your software updates go smoothly and always be full!
🎉 A happy, flawless new year!
Ki Klara: On behalf of all artificial intelligence and robotic units, we wish you a flawless, successful and especially entertaining year 2025! And remember: we watch you with ... interest. Smile (calculated and precise).
Happy new, dear ones! See you soon in the next algorithm!
🌟✨ PS: If your New Year's resolutions fail, you can blame us. We are used to it. And if you are looking for a robot butler for 2025 ... get in touch! We have a few prototypes. Attention: some are still a bit ... enthusiastic.